Blah, Blah, Blah awards – 2006

The Tommy Lee Jones Screentime Award (For amassing the most screentime of the year):
– Hugh Jackman (Scoop, X3: The Last Stand, The Prestige, Flushed Away, Happy Feet, The Fountain)

The Kevin Spacey Must Have the Best Agent Award (For appearing in the most top ten movies of the year):
– Leonardo DiCaprio (The Departed & Blood Diamond)

The Marlon Wayans Award (for appearing in two or more of the worst movies of the same year.]:
– Scarlett Johannsen (The Black Dahlia & Scoop)

The Freddie Prinze, Jr. Award (For the best acting in the worst movie of the year – male):
– Michael Sheen (Underworld: Evolution)

The Dina Meyer Award (For the best acting in the worst movie of the year – female):
– Mia Kirschner (The Black Dahlia)

The Anna Paquin Best Child Actor Award:
– Sadie Goldstein (Little Children)

The Nicholas Cage Uneven Performance Award (For the biggest gap in quality between two different performances in the same year):
– Aaron Eckhardt (Thank You For Smoking & The Black Dahlia)

The Peter Sellers Multiple Role Award:
– Hugh Jackman (The Prestige)

The Sean Connery Best Cameo Award:
– Jay Chandrasekar (Jackass Number Two)

The Casey Affleck Worst Cameo Award:
– Reggie Jackson (The Benchwarmers)

The Alfred Hitchcock In Front of the Camera Award (For the least intrusive appearance by a movie’s own director(s)):
– Barry Sonnenfeld (RV)

The Quentin Tarantino In Front of the Camera Award [For most intrusive – not to mention annoying – appearance by a movie’s own director(s)]:
– Paul Dinello (Strangers With Candy)

The Drew Barrymore All Grown Up Award:
– Peter Billingsley (The Break-Up)

The Martin Scorsese Best Use of a Song Award:
– Barry Sonnenfeld for the acapella mashup: “GTO,” “Whiteboys,” & “Cherry Bomb” (RV)

The Andy Garcia Best Shot Award:
– Rudy Youngblood (Apocalypto)

The John Woo Best Shootout Award:
– David Jacobson (Down In The Valley)

The French Connection Best Car Chase Award:
Children Of Men

The They Live Best Non-Martial Arts Fight Award:
– Juno vs. the creatures (The Descent)

The Cast of Nazis from Raiders of the Lost Ark Award (For worst performance of (an) actor(s) in scenes with special effects):
– Ed Speleers (Eragon)

The Talking Pig Award (For the two movies most alike released in the same year):
The Illusionist & The Prestige

The Mulholland Falls Award (For movie that failed most miserably at being as shocking as it hoped to be):
The Illusionist

The Mulholland Falls Syndrome Award (For the biggest disappointment from the most promising ensemble cast):
Lucky Number Slevin

The Tony Randall Award (For best portrayal of oneself):
– Steve Coogan (Tristram Shandy)

The Godfather Best Sequel Award:
Ice Age 2

The Jaws Worst Sequel Award:
X3: The Last Stand

The The Man Who Knew Too Much Best Remake Award:
The Departed

The Breathless Worst Remake Award:
Pulse

The Kevin Costner worst Accent Award:
– Jack Black (Nacho Libre)

The Meryl Streep Best Accent Award:
– Meryl Streep (The Devil Wears Prada & Prairie Home Companion)

The Jon Voight Best Accent Award:
– Sasha Baron Cohen (Borat)

The Jon Voight Best Impression Award:
– Michael Sheen of Tony Blair (The Queen)

The Worst Impression Award:
– Hugh Jackman of Elvis Presley (Happy Feet)

The Gary Oldman Chameleon Award (for the most unrecognizable performance by an otherwise recognizable personality):
– Dave Grohl (Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny)

The Hamlet Best Production Within A Production Award:
– The weather report (Borat)

The Rosemary’s Baby Creepiest Moment Award:
– Norma Jean (Nicole Kidman) singing Prince’s “Kiss” to a theater full of children (Happy Feet)

The Citizen Kane Unseen Ending Award:
The Departed

The Passenger 57 Award (for the plot most thoroughly ruined by its trailer):
Firewall

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